Thought we'd pay a salute to the late, great Rodney Dangerfield. The guy was a hilarious comedian, and he was just full of classic one-liners. So we compiled a list of ten of our favorites. Enjoy.

10. I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.

9. I was so poor growing up, if I wasn't a boy, I'd have had nothing to play with.

8. When I was born, the doctor came into the waiting room and said to my father, "I'm sorry. We did everything we could, but he pulled through."

7. I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you gonna hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now".

6. They say 'love thy neighbor as thy self' , what am I supposed to do jerk him off too?

5. A hooker once told me she had a headache.

4. My wife has cut me down to once a month, I'm lucky I know two guys she cut off completely

3. With my wife I don't get no respect. She told me she wanted sex in the back seat of the car. I drove her and that guy around all night.

2. With me nothing goes right. My psychiatrist told me my wife and I should have sex every night. Now we'll never see each other.

1. I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breastfed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.